Pepsi TV - ain't working for me!

The worst thing about TV is that every body you see on TV seem to be doing some thing better than what you are doing. These guys seem to be having jus so much fun. Now, where do these guys get so much enthusiasm from. Have you seen them jumping, laughing, screaming – we have coke, we have coke. For Christ’s sake, its jus a can of soda; of course with an “allowable” limit of some pesticides. These guys are like biking, sky diving, skiing with some pretty lasses around them and here I am like a jack ass sitting on my couch with potato chips spilled all over. And, I wonder, how come I am not getting any of these. I am probably missing out on some thing, maybe adding too much ice…ya! That’s probably losing the effect.