She was jus inches away from a really personal part of my anatomy. She was looking straight into my eyes and I was looking into hers. I had no idea what she was thinking…but for me this is the first time being in a situation like this. I have read about it, heard about it and even seen it a couple of times; but never been a part of it until today. She was breathing hard. Is this really going to happen, I thought to myself? Expected this moment since the time I moved in as her neighbor…but didn’t expect it to happen this soon. Should I stay still or move away? The latter was hardly an option. There I was standing helplessly with two grocery bags on both my hands with my neighbor’s dog sniffing all over me. And this lady nonchalantly walks towards me…and says with a smile…don’t worry she wont bite. Then why the F*$% do you have a dog. I almost blurted it out, but abreast of the compromising position I was in, I stayed quiet.
All you dog owners…if you are listening…please leash your dogs. Contrary to what you may think, they actually bite. They have been designed to bite…then why wont they. I really have nothing against dogs… if at a distance. In fact I love them…I think about them many a times in my life. Every time my boss goes like…this work is horrible, want this completed by eod…I think to myself…every “dog” has its day. This is not all…whenever I do a self-appraisal of my life, I go like…ya right! It’s a dog’s life.
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haha.. that completly cracked me up....way to go :D :D
haha... this is hilarious...
The first paragraph completely gave me different view of the story.. hehe
Very well done. You had me there :-)
when you'll write your book,
can i be your agent?
hahaaa!! good one
GOD!!! (try reversing this... and you can't really miss them anywhere!) :p
@Swayam... thank you so much
@Raaji...well..this is pretty much the story on most of the encounters that I have. So, there really is very little scope of a different view here :)
@deluded...dood am jus so flattered. But honestly...me writing a book??? the market standard should really deteriorate for some thing like that to happen...but then every Dog gets it day :)
@Krithika...why did you delete your previous comment...dont think things would have changed had it been a male Dog ;)
Hey.. I dunno why i didn't read this. :)
It didn't show up as an update on my list.
Anywayyyy, very true. Any dog should be leashed while outside the house. Except maybe purse dogs or lap dogs or whatever.
s_f- yes yes and thanks really.i deleted my prev comment.i have been used to ppl not takin my sometiems sticky sense of humor lightly :)
btw, i meant female dog :p
@divinediu...nice to see you hear after a break...
@Neers...when is the big day? have not got any update on that
@Krithika..nah..dont worry abt that..Am a bigger pervert..and I have gotten used to ppl not taking some of thigngs well..so I never react over react to any thing that you might say ;)
hilarious!!!!!! m still grinning.. :D :D :D
when I have deadlines, then go for a few minutes break and see a dog blissfully asleep, I think to myself that being a dog is better off sometimes.
@Trinaa thank you...but was really not funny when I was in that situation..really!!!
@Arunima...you jus summarized how I feel almost every day :)
hahaa.tats wonderful!
NICE! :D
My family's staring at me and wondering why on earth I'm laughing so loud! :P
ouch.i know how bad it is :| i hv a phobia against dogs..a bad one... :((
poor u :((
That'a a patakha post. Awesome. It did tickle every funny bone. Humour is definitely your style. Keep it up.Give us more of such laughter doses
@Ki...glad I managed to bring a smile onto your face :)
@ Mads...thanks for stopping by and thanks so much for blog rolling me.
@Amu...am totally flattered by your comment. will definitely try and spread the joy :)
Just one word
-''Funny''
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